alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
❝I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters. Like, four normal, plucky women living in New York City searching for Mr. Right and trying to find jobs — but who also bust ghosts. I’m not an idiot, though. I know the demographic for Ghostbusters is teenage boys, and I know they would kill themselves if two ghostbusters had a makeover at Sephora. I just have always wanted to see a cool girl having her first kiss with a guy she’s had a crush on, and then have to excuse herself to go trap the pissed-off ghosts of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire or something. In my imagination, I am, of course, one of the ghostbusters, with the likes of say, Emily Blunt, Taraji Henson, and Natalie Portman. Even if I’m not the ringleader, I’m definitely the one who gets to say “I ain’t afraid a no ghost.” At least the first time.❞
- Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
dear boys, no offensive, but shut up
u know what yes offensive
this post was a joke who brought this back there are so many upset teenage boys in my inbox
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
#TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND#IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF#THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I'm calling from Trenzalore
I'M CRYING FROM EARTH