let's bucket list this bitch
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Bente , 18 , Netherlands.

chuffedphoenix:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

You Said You Were Going To Do Something Around Here
You Don’t Even Play Video Games
Everything Is Always My Fault

bonus EP

Can We Watch A Show?

248349, 9 hours ago
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pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

376094, 9 hours ago

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

215192, 1 day ago
sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

43126, 1 day ago

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

447099, 1 day ago

fussybabybitch:

excuse me but bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal

96341, 1 day ago

bobeeni-mutini:

if youve never seen bo burnham



I STRONGLY

URGE YOU

WATCH

HIS

STUFF

This has been a PSA

62681, 1 day ago

thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

236151, 1 day ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

164254, 1 day ago

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

image

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43992, 1 day ago
85094, 1 day ago

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

17409, 1 day ago




Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

PLAYED 747,539 TIMES.

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

185409, 2 days ago

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

65363, 2 days ago