let's bucket list this bitch
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Bente , 17 , Netherlands.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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200019, 5 hours ago

castielcampbell:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed

229605, 5 hours ago

fem-wolf:

"Can you spell that please?"
"M-l-e-p… clay."
"Did you say "clay"?"
Yes, the “clay” is silent”

357, 1 day ago

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

174562, 2 days ago

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

133978, 2 days ago
143855, 2 days ago

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

52543, 2 days ago

thebiochemedian:

The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom. 

189267, 2 days ago

marvinlamoure:

sirdef:

hello 911 yes

marvel is releasing a 71 minute movie titled Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United

yes i’ll hold

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27496, 3 days ago

auntpol:

(x)

Wow! That’s awesome. Especially since they took the time to really do it as opposed to CGI it.

4745, 4 days ago
11024, 5 days ago
c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

116571, 6 days ago

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

179372, 6 days ago
ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

262186, 6 days ago
8225, 6 days ago